May 2012
I’m one of those people that you have to keep your eye on or I’ll wander off...
– Jack White (via flightless)
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In 100 years we’ll all be dead. That’s kinda creepy, if you think about it, but...
– Richard Siken (via nuaira)
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snookidoughicecream:
when i was little like in 3rd grade the barenaked ladies were performing at the super bowl
and my 3rd grade mind got me excited and i was like “omg they’ll all be actual naked ladies”
and i didnt care about football in the 3rd grade, just…
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polkadotcummerbund:
so my little brother has avengers legos and i just saw that he had the loki one set up like this and i was so confused for a minute and then i figured it out
he’s roasting marshmallows
This is the first time I’ve burst out laughing when my family was in the room. I’m embarrassed now askjd
cybergay:
I THROW A GIANT BUCKET OF AMINO ACIDS IN YOUR FACE AND YOU BRACE YOURSELF BECAUSE YOU’RE STUPID AND PROBABLY THOUGHT IT WOULD MELT YOUR FACE OFF BUT AMINO ACIDS ARE ACTUALLY HEALTHY VITAMINS AND I HAVE DECIEVED YOU
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Things are sweeter when they’re lost.
– F. Scott Fitzgerald (via mermaidsbones)
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dinuguan:nuclearbummer:
this is my new favorite video Hercules reads his script entirely wrong (reads the word disappointed, when he was supposed to sound disappointed)
New favorite thing to say when disappointed.
holy jesus motherfucker i’m dying
shaving23spiders:
His palms are sweaty, knees weak arms spaghetti there’s vomit on spaghetti already mom’s spaghetti He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti to drop bombs but he keeps on spaghetti
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Snow: The curse is broken! All I need is to find Charming and--
Snow: What
Snow: Didn't I have like two more feet of hair?
Snow: Did anyone else get a haircut, or is it just-- yeah. It's just me.
Snow: What the hell, Regina?
Regina: EVERYTHING YOU LOVE
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I've decided that I'm going to go as Thor for...
Everyone I’ve told has responded, “Oh, like a sexy lady Thor?”
And then I’ve had to tell them that no, I’m going as man Thor, and I’m going to be rocking a fake beard.
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I like the sea: we understand one another. It is always yearning, sighing for...
– Greta Garbo (via anditslove)
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