May 2012
April 2012
“Slut” is just the weirdest insult ever.
How does it even work?
“You do the thing that is responsible for not only both of our lives but collectively our entire species and many of the species of life I can think of right now. Not only that, but you do this act often. And you like it.”
Did you…..did you win?
So I was watching t.v. when the new Proactive commercial came on.
Justin Bieber was the spokesperson, and after asserting that the product line was mad awesome he proceeded to visit the houses of teenage girls. He knocked on the door, and proclaimed “Hi, I’ve got some proactive for you”. And the girls would scream and hug him and be very excited.
But…he’s giving you acne treatment. I wouldn’t be excited. I would be insulted. I don’t understand why you’d be excited about a celebrity thinking your skin was SO BAD that they needed to make a personal visit to you to give you treatment for your face.
I come back to this shit nO STOP
I WAS JUST TAKING A BREAK FROM RESEARCHING BIRDS AND NO W JUST ST oP
no wonder foreigners don’t like americans i mean our mascot looks like the bird form of a douchebag who takes gym class too seriously
