I studied all week for it and was really comfortable with the material. I went to bed at 11:30 so I could wake up with plenty of time to review and get to my 8:30 exam.
I woke up with a headache, but took an asprin and thought I’d be fine at least for the two hours that it takes to complete the exam.
As I sat down for the exam, I noticed some numbness in my fingers and my heart beating really fast. I figured I was just nervous and started the multiple choice part of the exam. As I was writing, my vision started blurring and the numbness spread from my fingers up my whole arm. I started feeling really faint and nauseous. I continued trying to power through my exam.
Long story short, I had to hand the exam in after just 30 minutes so I could run outside and wretch violently into the bushes. By a bus stop. With people sitting there, hearing me puke. The bus stop I then had to wait at so I could take my sick ass home.
Oh, and I didn’t even finish 3/4 of the exam.
And it made me think about how unsafe my gdamn house is.
See these blinds? The scary-ass, ground-level, perfect-to-peer-out-at-creepy-things-or-have-creepy-things-peer-in-at-you blinds?
Yeah. This is my room.
Yes. Those same blinds. Yes. In the woods.
Yes. My face has been stuck like that for the last six hours in terror.
I hope you get bacne on your tongue.
I took this picture of this beautiful tree. See anything amiss?
see it yet? Zoom in a little more.
Yes. That is my dog pooping. This is like a sick version of Where’s Waldo.
It was about medicinal weed. At one point the mom gets the munchies and eats what looks like a whole fish and a large block of cheese and a bowl of noodles and and apple.
I’m going to put it on the librarian recomendations shelf.
You can hear it read here:
It isn’t a secret that I’m a wee bit obsessed with Halloween. Especially costume-making.
Last year, I was an angler fish.
Look at those flashin’ lights. Seductive.
I made this our of paper mache, cereal boxes, metalic paint, ping pong balls, electric tea lights, and a flashing light from a rave necklace.