September 2011
I had my Human Biology midterm today.
I studied all week for it and was really comfortable with the material. I went to bed at 11:30 so I could wake up with plenty of time to review and get to my 8:30 exam.
I woke up with a headache, but took an asprin and thought I’d be fine at least for the two hours that it takes to complete the exam.
As I sat down for the exam, I noticed some numbness in my fingers and my heart beating really fast. I figured I was just nervous and started the multiple choice part of the exam. As I was writing, my vision started blurring and the numbness spread from my fingers up my whole arm. I started feeling really faint and nauseous. I continued trying to power through my exam.
Long story short, I had to hand the exam in after just 30 minutes so I could run outside and wretch violently into the bushes. By a bus stop. With people sitting there, hearing me puke. The bus stop I then had to wait at so I could take my sick ass home.
Oh, and I didn’t even finish 3/4 of the exam.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
So I just watched all the videos on Slender Man last night.
And it made me think about how unsafe my gdamn house is.
See these blinds? The scary-ass, ground-level, perfect-to-peer-out-at-creepy-things-or-have-creepy-things-peer-in-at-you blinds?
Yeah. This is my room.
Yes. Those same blinds. Yes. In the woods.
Yes. My face has been stuck like that for the last six hours in terror.
To whoever deemed it acceptable to lick my back in the club...
I hope you get bacne on your tongue.
What is wrong with this picture?
I took this picture of this beautiful tree. See anything amiss?
see it yet? Zoom in a little more.
Yes. That is my dog pooping. This is like a sick version of Where’s Waldo.
I found a childrens book called "Mommy's Funny Medicine" today
It was about medicinal weed. At one point the mom gets the munchies and eats what looks like a whole fish and a large block of cheese and a bowl of noodles and and apple.
I’m going to put it on the librarian recomendations shelf.
You can hear it read here:
My Halloween costume from last year.
It isn’t a secret that I’m a wee bit obsessed with Halloween. Especially costume-making.
Last year, I was an angler fish.
Look at those flashin’ lights. Seductive.
Immaeatchu.
I made this our of paper mache, cereal boxes, metalic paint, ping pong balls, electric tea lights, and a flashing light from a rave necklace.
Today my mom told me I'd make an excellent stripper.
Thanks Mom.
