My family told me it is no longer appropriate to wear my Christmas pyjamas.
December 2011
so earlier i was looking at some ron caps for a graphic when i noticed something strange
- uh huh right right
- ok
- wait what the fuck is that in the corner
- hOLY SHIT
- o hmy god???
- I WANT TO JUMP OFF A BRIDGE
omg this omegle conversation
- You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
- Stranger: male here
- You: female. hey hey.
- Stranger: hi
- You: So. What's it like...being male.
- Stranger: i dont no lol normall
- Stranger: wats it like being a girl
- You: Cool. Same here. Only female. Pretty normal. Yep.
- You: I have ovaries and stuff, but that's to be expected.
- Stranger: wanna talk dirty ;)
- You: Um.
- You: No.
- You: Thanks, though.
- Stranger: kk jks
- Stranger: wanna trad pics
- You: Not really, lol.
- Stranger: ok lol
My mom just asked if if 'lol' meant 'lots of lube'
NO. JUST NO.
Invictus: This needs to stop...and let me tell you why! →
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Okay. Guys. Guys. Two things.
1) I’m a martial artist. I’ve been studying since I was seven. I wouldn’t even hesitate to say that I’m good at it. I have done work as a fight choreographer for film, and I am trained in stage combat as well.
2) I’m a…
Reira: Questions. →
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Will I ever be able to wear a nice button up without exposing side boob?
Would you ever consider getting your bumhole bleached? Why?
Why must unwanted hair grow faster?
In Watchmen (graphic novel and movie), why didn’t they show more of Jon’s penis? Well.. I do know why. Better yet, would you…
No, your boobs are too glorious to be contained.
I didn’t know that was a thing that was possible or why anyone would want to ever.
If this wasn’t true, I’d have a moustache by now.
Watchmen was my first R-rated movie so I think the penis percentage was enough.
Leggings are as close as I can get to wearing pyjamas out of the house. Or not wearing pants at all. Do not deny me this.
Why do seventeen year olds dress like MILF-y older women?
I always think the tracksuits make people look like gummy bears, personally.
You are the least repulsive.
I need to get my groove on when buying eighty dollar shirts, apparentally. And where else would one be able to DJ at 11:30 a.m.
No. You will not.
Is it bad that I’m a little attracted to the host of Iron Chef America?
